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and this is everything else that didn't fit on the other 3 pages. This is the fun-vee, so take things with a grain of salt.


Partly influenced by Rule 3 below, I started making this list a while back.

400 XP See your own app being used by a stranger in public

Under 10k downloads. It was totally unexpected. But it's a good feeling.

200 XP See your own app on a torrent site

This was unexpected as well, especially that this was a smaller app. I did ask them in the comments to buy me a drink if we ever meet. (That's going to be an another 200 XP, at least.)

300 XP Own something before anyone else in your country

#1 Microsoft Band in Hungary.

10 XP / country, 240 XP Visit as many countries in the world as you can

The plan is to keep the expression 'my age < countries I visited' evaluate to true at all times. I think I'll add a map later. But until then:

Afghanistan; Akrotiri; Albania; Algeria; American Samoa; Andorra; Angola; Anguilla; Antarctica; Antigua and Barbuda; Argentina; Armenia; Aruba; Ashmore and Cartier Islands; Australia; Austria; Azerbaijan; Bahamas, The; Bahrain; Bangladesh; Barbados; Bassas da India; Belarus; Belgium; Belize; Benin; Bermuda; Bhutan; Bolivia; Bosnia and Herzegovina; Botswana; Bouvet Island; Brazil; British Indian Ocean Territory; British Virgin Islands; Brunei; Bulgaria; Burkina Faso; Burma; Burundi; Cambodia; Cameroon; Canada; Cape Verde; Cayman Islands; Central African Republic; Chad; Chile; China; Christmas Island; Clipperton Island; Cocos (Keeling) Islands; Colombia; Comoros; Congo, Democratic Republic of the; Congo, Republic of the; Cook Islands; Coral Sea Islands; Costa Rica; Cote d'Ivoire; Croatia; Cuba; Cyprus; Czech Republic; Denmark; Dhekelia; Djibouti; Dominica; Dominican Republic; Ecuador; Egypt; El Salvador; Equatorial Guinea; Eritrea; Estonia; Ethiopia; Europa Island; Falkland Islands (Islas Malvinas); Faroe Islands; Fiji; Finland; France; French Guiana; French Polynesia; French Southern and Antarctic Lands; Gabon; Gambia, The; Gaza Strip; Georgia; Germany; Ghana; Gibraltar; Glorioso Islands; Greece; Greenland; Grenada; Guadeloupe; Guam; Guatemala; Guernsey; Guinea; Guinea-Bissau; Guyana; Haiti; Heard Island and McDonald Islands; Holy See (Vatican City); Honduras; Hong Kong; Hungary; Iceland; India; Indonesia; Iran; Iraq; Ireland; Isle of Man; Israel; Italy; Jamaica; Jan Mayen; Japan; Jersey; Jordan; Juan de Nova Island; Kazakhstan; Kenya; Kiribati; Korea, North; Korea, South; Kuwait; Kyrgyzstan; Laos; Latvia; Lebanon; Lesotho; Liberia; Libya; Liechtenstein; Lithuania; Luxembourg; Macau; Macedonia; Madagascar; Malawi; Malaysia; Maldives; Mali; Malta; Marshall Islands; Martinique; Mauritania; Mauritius; Mayotte; Mexico; Micronesia, Federated States of; Moldova; Monaco; Mongolia; Montserrat; Morocco; Mozambique; Namibia; Nauru; Navassa Island; Nepal; Netherlands; Netherlands Antilles; New Caledonia; New Zealand; Nicaragua; Niger; Nigeria; Niue; Norfolk Island; Northern Mariana Islands; Norway; Oman; Pakistan; Palau; Panama; Papua New Guinea; Paracel Islands; Paraguay; Peru; Philippines; Pitcairn Islands; Poland; Portugal; Puerto Rico; Qatar; Reunion; Romania; Russia; Rwanda; Saint Helena; Saint Kitts and Nevis; Saint Lucia; Saint Pierre and Miquelon; Saint Vincent and the Grenadines; Samoa; San Marino; Sao Tome and Principe; Saudi Arabia; Senegal; Serbia and Montenegro; Seychelles; Sierra Leone; Singapore; Slovakia; Slovenia; Solomon Islands; Somalia; South Africa; South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands; Spain; Spratly Islands; Sri Lanka; Sudan; Suriname; Svalbard; Swaziland; Sweden; Switzerland; Syria; Taiwan; Tajikistan; Tanzania; Thailand; Timor-Leste; Togo; Tokelau; Tonga; Trinidad and Tobago; Tromelin Island; Tunisia; Turkey; Turkmenistan; Turks and Caicos Islands; Tuvalu; Uganda; Ukraine; United Arab Emirates; United Kingdom; United States; Uruguay; Uzbekistan; Vanuatu; Venezuela; Vietnam; Virgin Islands; Wake Island; Wallis and Futuna; West Bank; Western Sahara; Yemen; Zambia; Zimbabwe

Disclaimer: Based on a list I found online somewhere on 2015.05.31. I didn't check if it's accurate, it's probably not. Also not everyone recognizes everyone else as a country.


The idea came from the movie Zombieland (you should watch it, it's fun) and from the famous rules of the internet. This is my own set that I like (observe that I didn't say 'live by'). Before anyone points it out, I know most of it is not my own. Look for the * at points that are occasionally debatable.

  1. Never show emotions *
  2. Act like you've been there
  3. Enjoy the small things
  4. Trust no one *
  5. Observe!
  6. Analyze!
  7. All guns are loaded
  8. Always know your way out
  9. Act without warning *
  10. Truth prevails
  11. Fail harder
  12. Stay up late
  13. Make and build
  14. Get shit done
  15. Think wrong
  16. In hack we trust
  17. Zeroes are weird
  18. Infinites too, but not that much
  19. Never lie to the internet
  20. Never lie to your doctor
  21. Don't stand in the doorway
  22. The largest obstacle at any open door is two polite people
  23. Invest in great luggage
  24. Always buy the most expensive towels / tissues / toilet paper / etc...
  25. Carry the following if possible at all times: ethernet cable, pendrive, swiss army knife, flashlight, tissues and pens
  26. Know your paradoxes

Rules 3, 9-17 and 26 are featured on the wisdom thingamajig.


Special recognition for the awesome things.

  • Name cards: moo.com is the place - haven't seen a better quality card yet
  • Virtual server hosting: Tilaa is my choice - awesome support
  • Place to grab a bite in Skiathos, Greece: Nikos Restaurant - really friendly owner / staff
  • DNS hosting: DNSimple - awesome service, support
  • Place to stay in Manhattan, New York City, United States: Chelsea Lodge - airbnb could be cheaper, but didn't bother at the time